001. first name: enrique
002. middle name: adrian
003. last name: villarreal
004. nickname(s): rick (riq?), assorted others usually on the spur of the moment
005. gender: male
006. age: 23
007. birthday: august 3
008. height: 5'6"
009. hair color: brown
010. eye color: brown
011. race: is socially constructed
012. do you wear glasses or contacts: nah
013. do you have braces: nah
014. is your hair long or short: in between, tho right now shorter than long
015. where were you born: dallas, tx
016. current location: bellflower, ca
017. zodiac sign: leo
018. how many languages do you know: 2
019. nationality: texan
020. bad habits: nail biting, raging ambivalence
021. piercings you have: none
022. piercings you want: none
023. tattoos you have: none
024. tattoos you want: right forearm
025. today's date: Sept. 10, 2003
026. the time: 2:10 AM, pacific time
027. ready for a bunch more questions: sure

*Family....
028. mother's name: adrianne
029. father's name: enrique
030. step-parent's names, if any: nah
031. brother(s)'s name(s): stephen
032. sister(s)'s name(s): noelle
033. favorite aunt: i dunno
034. favorite uncle: dunno
035. favorite grandparent: all three that i've met
036. worst relative: at what? checkers?? tiddly winks??
037. best relative: all mine say me
038. do you get along with your parents: yes
039. does anyone in your family understand you?: not entirely

*Pets...
040. do you have any pets: no
041. what are their names: N/A
042. what kind of animals are they: N/A

*School....
043. are you still in school: nah
044. did you drop out: not so much
045. current gpa, or last gpa: HS, 2.18, college, 3.0
046. favorite grade: 11th
047. least favorite grade: probly 7th
048. favorite teacher: evans mank, hank allen, steve kang
049. least favorite teacher: 7th grade english, we don't say her name for fear she'll materialize out of thin air.
050. favorite subject: theology, sociology
051. least favorite subject: math, natural sciences
052. do/did you buy lunch or bring it: i went to a private school, lunch was in the tuition
053. play any sports on the school's team: football, wrestling, track and field
054. do/did you do any extracurricular activities: student council, chapel committee, clothing drive, gift drive, sports, church stuff
055. are/were you popular: i was revered
056. favorite dance: the one with the shark, you know from the 70's. . .JAWS, that's the one
057. favorite memory: got a few hours?
058. least favorite dance: the one with the shark, you know from the 70's. . .JAWS, that's the one
059. least favorite memory: 11 lbs in 30 hrs and the aftermath
060. most humiliating moment: can't recall

*Favorites...
061. number: 56
062. clothing brand: i dunno, i've always been partial to jeans from structure, other than that i'm exceptionally apathetic as far as this goes
063. shoes: brown skechers boots
064. saying: "schweet"
065. tv show: 24, king of the hill
066. sport: soccer
067. vegetable: tomato
068. fruit: apple
069. movie: princess bride, tombstone
070. magazine: relevant
071. actor: all-time: chuck connors, living: kiefer sutherland
072. actress: ashley judd
073. candy: jolly rancher
074. gum: winterfresh
075. scent: vanilla
076. candy bar: milky way
077. ice cream flavor: blue bell cookies and cream
078. color: blue, grey, brown
079. season: when they're changing
080. holiday: christmas
081. band: reverend horton heat
082. singer: mike ness, steve taylor
083. group: teen girl squad, i dunno
084. rapper: not a rap guy
085. type of music: anything that's honest
086. thing in your room: bed!
087. place to be: chicago, illinois
089. tv channel: fox, i guess
090. junk food: chips and salsa, chocolate chip cookies
091. overall food: bbq
092. store: minyard
093. shoe brand: right now, skechers
094. fast food: jack in the box
095. restaurant: frontera grill
096. shape: the wesleyan quadrilateral
097. time of day: early morning, late nite
098. country: texas
099. state: hadn't thought about it
100. boys name: jonas
101. girls name: bret
102. mall: for sentimental value: redbird, for inadvertent amusement: the dallas galleria
103. video game: fifa 2004
104. shampoo: pantene
105. board game: chutes and ladders
106. computer game: freecell??
107. car: squeaky
108. music video: johnny cash, hurt
109. swear word: cocksucker, dipshit
110. word: epistemological
111. month: october
112. cartoon character: foghorn leghorn, speedy gonzales
113. scary movie: enemy of the state
114. team: any from dallas
115. possession: squeaky (car)

*This Or That...
116. rock or rap: rock
117. rock or pop: rock
118. rock or r&b: rock
119. rock or metal: rock
120. rap or pop: razorblades or shotgun
121. rap or r&b: razorblades or garlic press
122. rap or metal: metal
123. pop or r&b: shotgun or garlic press
124. pop or metal: metal
125. r&b or metal: metal
126. linkin park or limp bizkit: must i?
127. tool or korn: see above
128. selena or jennifer lopez: selena, at least she's mexican
129. hot or cold: hot
130. winter or summer: winter
131. spring or fall: fall
132. shakira or britney: in a fight? shakira
133. icp or eminem: ICP, and it's not even close
134. marilyn manson or rob zombie: no thanks
135. kittie or garbage: ???
136. mtv or vh1: evil of two lessers?
137. buffy or angel: i know what an angle is, but what's a buffy?
138. dawson's creek or gilmore girls: dawson made a shitty texan, you know, in varsity blues, and i've never seen gilmore girls
139. football or basketball: i'm from texas, this should be self explanatory
140. summer olympics or winter olympics: summer i guess
141. skiing or snowboarding: i have crappy knees
142. rollarblading or skateboarding:
143. black or white: black
144. orange or red: red
145. yellow or green: yellow
146. purple or pink: pink
147. slipknot or mudvayne: i know what a slipknot is, but what's a mudvayne?
148. hot topic or pac sun: to set on fire? now *that's* a tough one
149. inside or outside: outside
150. weed or alcohol: alcohol
151. cell phone or pager: pager
152. pen or pencil: pen
153. powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: uninformed
154. scooby doo or dino: dino
155. dragon ball z or pokemon: those are cartoons right?
156. star wars or star trek: james t. kirk's hangs between his ankles
157. tattoos or piercings: tats
158. prep or punk: ideal types?
159. slut or whore: slut

*Private Life...
160. do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: not so much
161. do you have a crush: probly
162. do you love anyone right now: yes
163. have you ever been in love: seemed like it at the time
164. how many people have you kissed: like made out with? couple dozen
165. who was your first kiss: some girl named monica, i was 12
166. how many hearts have you broken: it would seem at least one
167. how many people broke your heart: broke? none
168. best quote to sum up love: "even the losers get lucky sometimes" tom petty
169. so what is your bf/gf/crush like: amazing
170. do you have a picture of him/her: no
171. please post it if you do: sorry
172. do you have a picture of yourself: indeed
173. please post it if you do: link to the left, it says "pics"
174. do you go by looks or personality: both
175. ever kiss a friend: yes
176. are you still friends: yes
177. so moving along...do you smoke: just secondhand
178. do you smoke weed: nah
179. ever trip on acid: nah
180. how about a little x: nah
181. crack, heroin, anything else: nah
182. beer good or beer bad: beer bad
183. are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: good gravy, no
184. do you like smirnoff ice: i've not tried it
185. prefer beer or liquor: liquor, good gosh, liquor
186. what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: N/A

*Would You Ever...
187. bungee jump: for a price
188. sky dive: maybe
189. swim with dolphins: if he promised not to take advantage of me
190. scuba dive: sure
191. go rock climbing: sure
192. eat shit for $1,000,000: off the dirty ground
193. turn your back on your friends for personal gain: no
194. steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: no
195. cross-dress: i used to be a cheerleader
196. lie to the police: in honesty? probably if i had something to gain or keep, like my anal virginity
197. run from the police: that ship has sailed
198. lie to your parents: i have, not an issue anymore really
199. walk up to a stranger and kiss them: not my style
200. be an exotic dancer: nah
201. walk out of a restaurant without paying: no, that's screwing with people's livelihood
202. streak: that ship has also sailed

*Have You Ever...
203. flashed someone: yah
204. told the person you liked how you felt: yes
205. been to michigan: no
206. gotten really REALLY wasted: everclear chased with jack
207. gone to jail or juvi: on a field trip once, i think
208. skateboarded: when i was like 9
209. skinny dipped: actually, no
210. stolen anything: yah
211. wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: nah
212. kicked someone's ass: indubitably
213. pegged someone in the head with a snowball: yah
214. gotten into a bar, under-aged: yes
215. kissed someone of the same sex: like on the forehead
216. gone on a road trip: good gosh yes
217. gone on vacation without adult supervision: i guess
218. been to a concert: many many
219. been to another country: yah
220. talked back to an adult: they had it coming
221. got pulled over: four times, two tickets
222. got in a car accident: twice, six years ago
223. broke a law: certain
234. given money to a homeless person: yah
235. tried to kill yourself: no
236. cried to get out of trouble: nah
237. kissed a friend's brother or sister: yes
238. kissed a brother or sister's friend: yes
239. dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: yes

*Opinions....
240. what do you think...about pop music: it's a genre that is really hard to sound good in, i've heard good pop, but acts that do it well are few and far between
241. about boy bands: they're not really bands
242. about flag burning: protected speech, obnoxious, but protected nonetheless
243. of the war on terrorists: you mean all terrorists? that's easy, there isn't one
244. about suicide: it's like cutting off your dick to give your ex back the cockring she gave you
245. about people who try to force their opinions on you: life's too short to take them seriously
246. about abortion: that it's more polarizing than it should be
247. about rock/metal music: some days, makes life bearable
248. where do you think you'll be in 10 years: hopefully, chicago
249. who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: everyone i consider a friend now

*What Did You Do...
250. last birthday: got taken out, received assorted greetings
251. yesterday: day off, that's what
252. last weekend: went to the mall, played football in the park
253. christmas: went home, to dallas
254. thanksgiving: watched the cowboys
255. new year's: i wish dunx's in plano
256. halloween: sold poison milk to schoolchildren
257. easter: went to church, dowell's house
258. valentine's day: went on a date, oddly enough

*The Last...
259. thing you ate: turkey sandwich, on white, american cheese, mustard, mayo
260. thing you drank: water
261. thing you wore: before now? tore up six year old jeans and a red dodgers shirt
262. place you went: work
263. thing you got pierced/tattooed: N/A
264. person you saw: markizzle barbizzle
265. person you kissed: katie
266. person you fought with: i don't remember
267. person you talked to: bethany, i think
268. song you heard: "long black veil" mike ness

*Right Now....
269. what are you eating: nothing
270. what are you drinking: water
271. what are you wearing: the uniform, blue jeans, black t-shirt, brown jacket, white and blue plaid boxers, white socks, brown skechers
272. any shoes on: yes, oddly enough
273. hair: curly, i cut it on tuesday
274. listening to: mike ness
275. talking to anyone: right this second, no
276. are you pissed i made this so long: nah

*Yes Or No...
277. are you a vegetarian: my brother is, but not me
278. do you like cows: if they can be trusted
279. are you a bitch: nah
280. are you artistic: only when it comes to writing
281. do you write poetry: just prose
282. are you a fast runner: fast?
283. can you ski: nah, knees
284. are you british: nah
285. do you want to spear britney: so many levels
286. do the voices talk to you: all the time
287. did you ever give barbie a haircut: nope
288. would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: i had a roommate that did that once, it was gross
289. do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': nah
290. are you straight: indeed
291. are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: the word is deficient
292. are you fat: nah
293. are you skinny: nah
294. are you short: sure
295. are you tall: nah
296. do you own a hot pink shirt: i wish
297. how about orange pants: not so much
298. can you see the flying monkeys: there are monkeys that don't fly?
299. are you evil: in nature, but not by nature, there's a difference
300. did you ever know someone who had a mullet: tons of people, i grew up in texas
301. is britney a whore: if she has sex for money she is
302. are you a teenage zombie: no, on both counts
303. am i annoying you: nah
304. do you like marilyn manson: nah
305. are you secretly from another planet: you mean like canada?
306. what time did you finish this at: days later