courtesy of [cynically] smiling

What would you do if:

You could change your name: consider making "riqui" my legal first name, but probly nothing.
You could travel anywhere for a week: road trip somewhere, thinking mexico
You were kidnapped by two large black men: make a break for it when they stop at williams chicken
You asked someone how far along they were and they weren't pregnant: suggest the potentially lucrative competitive eating circuit
You could only live for a day: like a fruit fly? or one more day? say goodbye to everybody.
Your house caught fire: if i was inside, probly try to get out
You went deaf: take lots of oxycontin
You had a stalker: start changing with the blinds open

Would you rather..

Be a rapist or a murderer: i can't do both?
Live 10 years less or have a stub for an arm: babyarm, not really, i just wanted to say babyarm
Be a liposuctionist or a mechanic: that's tough, probly mechanic
Die of drowning or dehydration: arg, drowning
Fall in love knowing you will be separated or not fall in love at all: the former
Be ugly or fat: that would depend on if i was a liposuctionist or a mechanic
Be dead of emotion or sad all the time: i feel like it'd be the same, what makes emotion worth having is the ability to feel so many different ones
Be deaf or mute: one would take care of the other
Live on the moon or under the sea: no accusations, just friendly crustaceans under the sea
Be too hot all the time or too cold all the time: probly too hot

What's your favorite...and why?

Color?: grey, it suits me
Age?: 23, because it's now, nostalgically? probly 16, that was an awesome year
USA State?: illinois, because everyone knows texas is more than a state.
Body part?: shoulders/upper back, the shape mostly.
Band?: this rotates between about a half dozen bands every few weeks or so, right now stavesacre's resonating with me.
Genre?: of what
Food?: bbq, cause it's good and reminds of texas
Fruit Flavor?: pineapple, it's surprising every time i taste it
Store?: the panaderia, the drives and the food
Accessory?: is gold bond an accessory? you know why.
Cartoon Character?: foghorn leghorn, his stubbornness amuses me
Person?: declines
Holiday?: christmas, the warmth and the associations it carries
Season?: i'm gonna cheat here and say both the change from summer into autumn and the change from autumn into winter, mostly because it makes me feel like i'm really really small.
Weather?: overcast, right before it rains. kinda the same reason i like the change of seasons.
Weekday?: honestly, all of them.

Are you...

Racist: does listening to david allan coe count? how about brujeria? n.w.a.?
Pretty/Handsome: a fortune cookie told me i pretty was once
Political: nah
Opinionated: sometimes
Loveable: so i'm told
Friendly: to a fault
Sexy: dead sexy
Trendsetting: not so much
Intelligent: brilliant, in fact

Finish the sentence..

Get your hands off my: my ass (remember that?)
I love it when you: call me by name
Remember that time we: dragged the hot tub through wheaton in the middle of the night?
Let's go: get slurpees
Why don't you just: say so
I told you to stop: apologizing
I really love your: smile

feeling: pretty good
thinking of: pringles
music: "ivory coast" rancid